spaceboytoy:

35 year old white fandom woman with “feral” in her bio: calling the cops on someone can be punk rockcore because punk is about being yourself

lycanthrology:

love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that celebrity tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer

justsomeguycore:

subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off

pflugy17:

sobbing-space-trash:

How I feel everytime I have to be a customer

guooey:

One of the most important things I have learned today..

holyunholy:

its not my fault the optimal atmospheric conditions are achieved in my room when the heater is on and the window is open. btw who is Electric Bill he sounds cool

satanasaeternus:

Heri-Shinato

funnytwittertweets:

toanshirotaka:

thecactifindahome:

polkadotmotmot:

Scott Fraser - Crab Cake, 2019

@amazonqueendianaprince

@crabs

fruitshake:

trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all

saulwexler:

shamed:(

soft-october-night:

Like to charge reblog to cast

funnytwittertweets:

ur-daily-inspiration:

the water reflection of the bridge